Today's Haunt: I hate chain letters!!!!!!!!!
NOW EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ... I will NOT have bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an e-mail.
I will NOT hear any music, see a taco dog, or see a cool pop-up screen if I DO forward an e-mail.
Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money.
Neiman Marcus did NOT charge anyone money for a cookie recipe.
Victoria's Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.
Ford will not give me a 50% discount even if I have forwarded an e-mail to more than 50 people.
I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca-Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people who don't know who I am anyway.
My phone will not MYSTERIOUSLY ring after I forward an e-mail.
There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people.
There is no kid with cancer through the Make a Wish Program in England collecting anything. He did when he was 7 yrs old. He is now cancer-free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANYMORE POST CARDS, CALLING CARDS or GET WELL CARDS!
The government does not have a bill in congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that if passed will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every sent e-mail.
There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flower Character, or program I will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail.
The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain individual dying of some never heard of before disease for every e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations, they don't donate!
And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt-trip me into sending things on to my friends for fear they will think I am not their friend... or by telling me I have no conscience or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ!! If God wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it along... but even if it does come by e-mail, HE will send me one at which point I'm SURE I will know it will be from HIM. AND if He does, I'm sure He will care enough to delete all those annoying forwards inside it!
Now, repeat this 4 times to yourself until you've memorized it and then send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely be constipated for the next 3 months and all of your hair will fall out!!!!
The Deceiving Spirit At Night
Haunting: 11/28/2001