Halloween's Haunts

Today's Haunt: AAAAHHHH! Another Person who CAN'T read!

Ahh. Don't you just love it when they can't or won't read the fine print *properly*? Another guestbook signer did just that:

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name: phantom signer
email: none@doihavenameyet.com
url: non e@doihave1yet?????.com
message:
DUDE!!!!!! You have a nice site, but, the sailor scouts are NOT(!) your copyright. (check out the bottom of the page!!!!) P.S. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! ".*."
date: 10:02 am - Monday, December 24, 2001

*Scrools down to bottom of page* Sailor Christmas, the Holiday Senshi and Sailor Christmas dot Com are © 1999 - 2002 by Alexcia Reynolds. *looks back up at phantom signer*

DUDE!!! You must be seriously joking, right?! Where in that copyright statement do we say that the Sailor Scouts are ours? What in the hell have you been smoking? That copyright statement says that the Holiday Senshi, *NOT* the Sailor Scouts, are our stuff. Or at least these versions of the Holiday Senshi anyway. Besides, Scouts sell cookies. We know this because the site creator was one for a good 2 and a half freaking years! Also if this phantom (gee, phantoms are generally some sort of ghosts, for the most part, right? Ghosts are at least partially transparent as far as I know... *looks through phantom signer's head* Just as I thought...No brains!) signer would have so kindly looked at the Disclaimers, he (or she) would have noticed that we don't claim those characters, only the ones that were created and posted on this site do we claim copyrights!

*closes eyes* Calm...Calm. Gotta stay calmed down. Doctor said I'd live a longer life if I didn't get so riled up. Inhale through the nose, exhale through the mouth. Repeat as necessary. Okay. That did it... For now. *looks at last line of guestbook entry*

O.O And now you're shouting at us? Granted that it's Merry Christmas, but still, yelling can and most likely will get on people's nerves. Hmm...I wonder if this will make for more Springer Spoof Fodder...I think I could squeeze it in somewhere. Let me just cross references with my other sources...

Oh, Tory...What'cha think?

Yakan Mamiko
The Deceiving Spirit At Night

Haunting: 12/25/2001

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